Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Obama...ohh sorry Osama...Real or Fake???

After Obama’s successful campaign resulting into a widespread “rumor” that Osama Bin Laden, the famous terrorist who was supposedly the mastermind for the 9/11 attack has been killed and now the world is “almost” free from terror.

Ok…let’s discuss some interesting scenarios…supposing Osama is real and is dead now. Will it be correct to say that the world (read America) is free from terror??? Is Osama such a fool that he will not train a successor, equally strong to carry forward the legacy of Al Qaeda??? And if his death is faked by the Americans, which many people think is the case, then they are in grave danger for sure. According to a survey conducted by some private website, asking people about their opinion on Osama’s death, 67% believed that his death was faked and rest 33% believed that he is actually dead. Out of this 33%, 80% were Americans. This is height of optimism and belief…

And if were to believe a lot of rebels (for America) who are pretty much sure that this Osama figure is just like Michael Barbossa of Dum Maro Dum, fake….just one name of terror used by America for some purpose, which is beyond my understanding. And now that the purpose is over, they have mocked the death of a fake person. Someone please explain the brain dead Americans that this will not help anything, neither the rising unemployment, nor the rising gas prices, nor the wars and the tensions prevailing between countries. The American press (along with moronic Americans) has made the issue so glamorous just like a latest Lindsay Lohan’s tape and has pretended that Osama’s death (if legitimate) is of utmost importance for the nation and the world.

Let us just go back some time in 2001. The (in) famous 9/11 attack on American soil which moved the entire world right from the base, was supposedly the mastermind of Mr. (fake) Osama. If we glance through the website of America’s Apex defense organization – FBI’s list of top ten most wanted people, Osama (listed as Usama on the website, doesn’t matter whether you call him Usman or Ussain or Usama as long as the person does not exist) figures in there. Moreover, FBI has very recently (today itself) updated the status of Usama from active to DECEASED (after a long break of 6-7 days…what took them so long to change this status…after all Usama was one of the most hated and yeah the most wanted person in America). And most importantly, according to FBI, Usama was not involved in 9/11 attack, since this activity is not mentioned in the list of notorious activities by the honorable Mr. Fake.

Moreover, in 2008, in a poll of 20 countries, 15% believed that the US government itself is responsible for the attacks. And the same was conducted a couple of days ago and among those same 20 countries and the result was interestingly shocking. This time the % jumped from 15% to 45%. So, the scenarios have increased from a real and dead Osama; to fake Osama; to fake and dead Osama; to real and alive Osama; to death of clone of real Osama and what not.

After all these dramatic events, there is one man who has gained a lot. (If you guessed its Obama, then you are completely wrong) It is Osama himself (assuming he exists). What a popularity he has gained after these actions by his dearest friend Obama (name sounds similar isn’t it, maybe they are brothers…that’s why Obama is hiding his real identity) because from now on his death day (assuming he is dead) will be celebrated all around the world.